Don't get me wrong; I (still) love Star Trek! It occupies a big space in my heart and on my shelf. My contention is that the holodeck was a mistake. It's a fly in the ointment that made me say "blurg" instead of "wow". Here's the deal.
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There are curious hypotheticals coming out of IGN in regards to Electronic Art's latest rendition of Madden football.
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Following in the wake of white-hot geek rage unleashed via the internet concerning the art direction of video game Diablo 3, Blizzard Entertainment announced today that they would appeal to irate nerds with the release of a special-edition entitled Diablo 3: @!$%# All Those Goddam …
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Here are the Gamevine highlights for the week of May 26th through June 1st, 2008. Game News Highlights This week's top stories, delivered hot and fresh!
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Here are the Gamevine highlights for the week of May 19th through May 25th, 2008. Game News Highlights This week's top stories, delivered hot and fresh! 'Haze' Gets A Hazing
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Here are the Gamevine highlights for the week of April 14th through April 20th, 2008.
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I was playing Halo 3 the other day, trying to earn the metascore Achievement on Tsalvo Highway.
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When the inspirational well runs dry I've found the Xbox Live Marketplace to be a reoccurring source of mental refreshment.
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If there's two things the internet lacks it pictures of washed-up celebrities caught displaying their haunted nether regions in public and passionate discussions about Halo 3. Let's see if we can't remedy one of those ailments, shall we?
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With Halo 3 waiting to destroy America's collective bandwidth in ten measly days there's one burning question on everyones minds: What does rival developer and God of War creator David Jaffe think? Well, you're in luck because here's a recent post appearing on his blog about just …
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Well, it's been a couple weeks since the last installment but I'm making it up to you with this Extra-Special Xblog Blowout Spectacular! Oh, what's that? There isn't anything special about this one? My bad.
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BOISE, Idaho - Allegations of Sen. Larry Craig (R) being a creepy perv took a turn for the worse today when an eyewitness stepped forward to confirm that Sen. Craig routinely recorded liberal propaganda on his Tivo.
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Let's get our Bioshock on, shall we?
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Let's face facts. There's only so much getting smart a person can take before baser emotions must be appeased. And even the most polite debate around these parts generally leaves you with the nagging desire to shoot another 'Viner in the face.
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I got onboard with Xbox Live at the beginning. Before the beginning, actually.
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So, you're looking to turn some of that crappy, legal tender wasting away in your bank account into Microsoft's better-than-sex "Points" for a little Marketplace lovin'? Let me help you out...
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I step into the Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix, Arizona from outside where the temperature is -- no joke -- five-thousand degrees Fahrenheit. I'm a bit sweaty but no worse for wear.
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So, I was reading Penny Arcade the other day when I remarked to myself, "Gee, I wish I had some sort of digital stump to get up on and rant about about video games." And with that lone, idiotic thought the XBlog was born (seen here; actual size).
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According to the industries resident pain-in-ass Jack Thompson it's video games like Grand Theft Auto and Counter-Strike which are programming our young to become the next-generation of violent mass murderers.
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"Straight from the studios at Real Time Worlds and lead designer David Jones, Crackdown sets you up as part of an elite law-enforcement organization known simply as the Agency.
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Every so often I have an attack of conscience.
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Anytime I toss-off an entry into my "I Hate Movies" series it's inevitable that someone wanders into the thread to complain that I'm wrong about whatever loathsome bit of filmmaking I've just eviscerated.
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Somewhere on Piñata Island lies a beautiful splotch of garden which serves as a home to several handfuls of different paper mache creatures.
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There I was, scouring the internets for hermaphroditic conjoined-twin pornography to add to my already sizable collection when a series of unintentional mouse-clicks resulting from an ether induced seizure brought me somewhere I never fathomed could exist online.
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"Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six makes its next-generation hardware debut in the most dramatic installment of the renowned first-person shooter franchise to date. Rainbow operatives take to the chaotic streets of Las Vegas as an escalating terrorist siege in "Sin City" threatens …
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The scathing hilarity that this man puts out is unmatched on the Vine, or anywhere else for that matter. There have been lots of people everywhere who have tried to concoct a similar brutal honesty style, but I have never read anyone who deals out the damage like Obleo. They invented the watchlist for a must read guy like this.
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Hetep and Respect Obleo, I am reading some of your stuff and I am laughing so hard I am crying, I can't continue commenting, the tears are blurring my vision, I'm sorry.
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Sweet Fennel and Snoochie boochies. Obleo's critical chainsaw eviscerates celluloid and his incisive wit never fails to crack me up.
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Obleo is to Newsvine what the crazy old geezer was to your neighborhood. Surly to the point of hilarity, quite possibly drunk, and frightening to approach.
If there's one thing that outmatches the dose of funny that Obleo provides, it's the people in his Comments sections that inevitably debate with his points and call him too harsh.
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Funny, funny stuff. The Alien vs. Predator review was so hilarious I actually watched the movie to appreciate it more. Two hours of my life I'll never get back. Thanks a lot, Obleo! ;)
— Walt D
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Smart, funny, handsome, and a terrific lover, Obleo is a modern-day Renaissance Man whose virtues know no bounds...
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Easily one of Newsvine's most funniest writers.
Do we have an MVW (most valuable writer... duh) award yet? Well get on it.
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Though I enjoy everything you put up here at newsvine, your movie reviews are my absolute favourite. They keep me laughing all day (and for a few more days afterward) and I look forward to the next one.
— Ansab
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